If My Body Were A Car

My Mother-in-Law sent this to me. It’s a little story/poem called “If my body were a car.” Obviously she is a bit older than I am, but I’ve already noticed some of the similarities….. LOL. Enjoy!

If my body were a car.

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a new model.

I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is gettin’ a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are a bit out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close,

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of conditions.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here’s the worst of it…..

Nearly every time I sneeze, cough or sputter….. either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfire!

 

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More Thoughts from Mellisa McJunkin – Health and Wellness Advocate

Question: What are you without an immune system?
Answer: You are dead.

As morbid as it may sound, it’s true. When your immune system is weak you will get sick. When your immune system completely fails you will die.

If I could show you a way to boost your Natural Killer Cells by up to 437%, would you be interested in hearing more? Of course you would.

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